Cinema: Deadpool Review
Last night my fiancé and I finally went to see Deadpool!
Here is his review:
Here is his review:
Deadpool was amazing. This movie has everything you'd expect from the "merc with a mouth" from comedy, ultra-violence, cheeky jokes, sex, violence, X-Men, revenge, love, violence, horror, death, blood, scientific experiments, fire and violence.
So following the story chronologically, it tracks the story of Wade Wilson, who falls in love with Vanessa, they have a lot of sex (a full years worth is implied) before getting engaged and discovering Wade is going to die from cancer.
Wade gets an offer to cure his cancer and make him a superhero, which he refuses and then accepts, leaving Vanessa.
Wade undergoes gruelling treatment from Ajax which leaves him horribly disfigured and he destroys the complex where he is being transformed. After learning that Ajax (who's real name he has discovered is Francis) can fix his deformation, he decides to let him live.
He then spends a while tracking him down, eventually teaming up with Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead for the finale, where he kills everybody, spelling "Francis" with their bodies to mock Ajax.
Oh and he gets the girl, even though his face looks like a cross between Freddie Kruger and your little finger after you've been in the bath too long.
Clearly this never actually happened and the end-scene was how he imagined it would be in a perfect world where she was blind and accepted his appearance. In reality she probably shacked up with Colossus and he was left performing the five finger shuffle while holding a fluffy unicorn.
Also something about Ferris Bueller.
Go see this movie.
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